SILVER COLUMNS may have raised my BROW, but they haven’t yet BEATEN the hype.

you could be singing, singing, singing

Look, nobody knows who Silver Columns are but that’s completely irrelevant when we know what their music sounds like! And even less relevant when their music sounds like this. I don’t care if my asshole I makes noises this awesome, I will still dance to them. So let’s move beyond, people, and focus on what we do know. “Brow Beaten” is propulsive, beautiful, and epic. (Easily the best song by a band with “silver” in their name since yesterday.) Silver Columns haven’t released any other jams to the world (or their 34 day old MySpace) yet, but I have a feeling that excellence is the name of their game and we are about to get played. Hard. And rhythmically.

Bury your face in MySpace

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November 17, 2009

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1 XIII November 17, 2009 at 12:54 pm: OK, stab me in the brain cuz now I can't the image of you dancing around to the toot-toot-tootage from your bumhole!!! Thanks for the imagery, but just keep to the posts!!! Jeez Louise!!! Although, “Butt Tunes” does sound like an awesome mixtape idea!! Lil Wayne has probably already done!!! Cheers!
2 Brandon @ TBE November 19, 2009 at 8:33 am: Butt Tunes may or may not be the working name of my noise-rock, glo-fi, garage/bedroom/closet-laptop project.
3 Brandon @ TBE November 19, 2009 at 4:33 pm: Butt Tunes may or may not be the working name of my noise-rock, glo-fi, garage/bedroom/closet-laptop project.