Ren Farren – “Sweetheart”

Look, I don’t want to start the rumor that Ren Farren is actually mermaid (mer-person?) but all the signs are here. Based in Los Angeles? Forbidden love that started with a “skinny dip in the neighbors pool”… She apologizes so sweetly here but we all know there are larger forces at play here. Forces with great beards and sharp tridents. Its best not to call her any more. She wont hear the ring underwater anyway… 

Sweetheart